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“I’m like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley’s Comet, Blazin’ blunts in my driveway.”
@Redman
“Survived Friday the 13th.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Look over yonder here come the blues. The thirteenth of any time, powered by fools.”
@Jimi Hendrix
“I don’t always watch scary movies, but when I do, I’m up till 2 AM watching Disney princess movies to calm me down.”
@Unknown Quotes
“On Friday the 13th, April 2029, an asteroid large enough to fill the Rose Bowl as though it were an egg cup will fly so close to Earth that it will dip below the altitude of our communication satellites.”
@Neil deGrasse Tyson
“Friday 13th police be like.”
@Unknown Quotes
“My hand got this pistol shakin’/ Cause I sense danger like Camp Crystal Lake.”
@Jay-Z
“Do lucks cancel each other out?”
@Unknown Quotes
“We did not name this asteroid Bambi. Instead, we named it Apophis, after the Egyptian god of darkness and death.”
@Neil deGrasse Tyson
“I’d dread Friday the 13th much more if it was on a Monday.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Yo, I breaks ’em off / I breaks ’em off cheap / Deadly as Jason on Friday The 13th.”
@Dr. Dre
“It’s Friday the 13th, that’s why I’m smug.”
@Unknown Quotes
“What has always puzzled me is the flexibility of God’s word. For instance, Catholics can now eat meat on Fridays. And limbo has been abolished. How does this work? Who tells them?”
@Simon Hoggart
“He’s got errands … He’s got stuff to do … And tomorrow is going to be a really busy day. Thursday the 12th.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Cross your heart & hope to die/ You superstitious fool.”
@Venom
“Friday the 13th. Jason likes this.”
@Unknown Quotes
“If you believed in Christianity or Islam it was called ‘faith’, but if you believed in astrology or Friday the thirteenth it was Superstition!”
@Jostein Gaarder
“Exam on Friday the 13th? Good luck.”
@Unknown Quotes
“You best believe, to MC’s I’m the deadliest disease / My thoughts rip ya throat and make it hard to breathe / Ya whole camps under siege, and I’m Jason Voorhees.”
@2pac
“Embrace your favorite Jason today.”
@Unknown Quotes
“The dripping blood our only drink, The bloody flesh our only food: In spite of which we like to think That we are sound, substantial flesh and blood Again, in spite of that, we call this Friday good.”
@T.S. Eliot
“Still more expressions than Kristen Stewart.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Very superstitious, writings on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders ’bout to fall.”
@Stevie Wonder
“May your Friday the 13th be less terrifying than election day.”
@Unknown Quotes
“It’s not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we’ve gotta have a full moon too. We keep statistics.”
@Friday the 13th
“If a black cat crosses your path on Friday the 13th … pet the cat.”
@Unknown Quotes
“People go missing around here, they’re gone for good. Outsiders come, they don’t know where to walk. They bring trouble. We just want to be left alone. And so does he.”
@Old Lady (Rosemary Knower)
“We are black cats, but we aren’t bad luck and we definitely aren’t evil. Meow. I’m a little bit evil. Ok, he’s evil. But most of us are cool. I promise.”
@Unknown Quotes
“We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there’s a full moon. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.”
@Friday the 13th
“Don’t be silly. Today isn’t going to suck because it’s Friday the 13th. Today’s going to suck because you’re you.”
@Unknown Quotes
Short Funny Friday the 13th Quotes
“Jason, say ‘Hi’ to Mommy … In hell.”
@Whitney Miller
“Jason can’t kill me if he is busy killing my friends.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Bury the dead. Say Robinson Crusoe was true to life. Well, then Friday buried him. Every Friday buries a Thursday if you come to look at it.”
@James Joyce
“It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday.”
@Unknown Quotes
“You’re dead meat, slime bag!”
@Street Urchin
“Triskaidekaphobia: Fear of Friday the 13th. It has a name.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Think of how dark that Friday was when Christ was lifted up on the cross… It was a Friday filled with devastating, consuming sorrow that gnawed at the souls of those who loved and honored the Son of God.”
@Joseph B. Wirthlin
“Am I the only one around here that thinks people shouldn’t blame their stupidity on Friday the 13th?”
@Unknown Quotes
“There’s a legend around here. A killer buried, but NOT dead. A curse on Crystal Lake, a death curse. Jason Voorhees’ curse. They say he died as a boy, but he keeps coming back. Few have seen him and lived. Some have even tried to stop him. NO ONE can.”
@Narrator (Walt Gorney)
“Hey girl, I think it’s adorable the way you always be tripping over nothing.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Every month that begins on a Sunday has a Friday as the 13th.”
@Auliq Ice
“Oh it’s Friday the 13th? I bet you didn’t know that tomorrow’s Saturday the 14th.”
@Unknown Quotes
“I told the others, they didn’t believe me. You’re all doomed. You’re all doomed.”
@Crazy Ralph (Walt Gorney)
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Friday 13th is only bad luck if you choose it to be.”
@Denise Mansfield
“I love Friday the 13th. It’s the only day I know that noise isn’t for me.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Look, you don’t understand. There is a maniac trying to kill us.”
@Rennie Wickham (Jensen Daggett)
“I might be white, but I’m not ‘let’s go see what that noise was’ white.”
@Unknown Quotes
“A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.”
@Groucho Marx
“Waiting is the hardest part.”
@Unknown Quotes
“You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday.”
@Pamela Voorhees
“Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday the 13th.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Your turn comes on Friday, so think about it.”
@Irma Grese
“Thank god it’s Friday.”
@Unknown Quotes
“I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.”
@Michael Scott
“When they always askin’ why you killin’ but they never ask what’s killin’ you.”
@Unknown Quotes
“It’s bad luck to begin work on Fridays.”
@Southern Mothers
“Wait for it … hey there sexy.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Friday the 13th, that’s the day that hell raised.”
@Lil Wayne
“It’s Friday the 13th and I didn’t have my coffee yet. Be. Very. Scared.”
@Unknown Quotes
Famous Positive Friday the 13th Quotes
“Some days are commonly deemed unlucky among others, Friday labours under that opprobrium; and it is pretty generally held that no new work or enterprise should commence on that day.”
@John Brand
“It’s Friday the 13th… my lucky day.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Luck has nothing to do with it, because I have spent many, many hours, countless hours, on the court working for my one moment in time, not knowing when it would come.”
@Serena Williams
“Jason Voorhees is my spirit animal.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Some say that the fear of 13 has its origin in the Last Supper story, where Judas Iscariot makes up the unlucky 13th dinner.”
@Gregory Korgesky PhD
“Friday the 13th — Best day ever.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Luck is what we make it, not what is thrust upon us. You’ve shown initiative and it has nothing to do with luck.”
@George Bellairs
“Happy Friday the 13th! May all your irrational superstitions haunt you today.”
@Unknown Quotes
“You’re doomed! You’re all doomed!”
@Crazy Ralph
“Friday the 13th — Keep calm and don’t go swimming, don’t have sex, don’t smoke, don’t drink, don’t go out, don’t split up, don’t run from the killer, if you trip, get up and run, and above all, turn on the stupid light before entering any room.”
@Unknown Quotes
“People may avoid anything related to the number 13 because they are convinced it’s bad luck.”
@Gregory Korgesky PhD
“Do I have bad luck because it’s Friday the 13th? Or because it’s Friday the 13th I am more aware of my bad luck?”
@Unknown Quotes
“It’s not bad enough to have Friday the 13th, we’ve gotta have a full moon, too. We keep statistics. We have more accidents, more rapes, more robberies, more homicides, more of everything when there’s a full moon. It upsets people. Makes them nuts.”
@Sgt. Tierney
“The scariest thing I will do on Friday the 13th is check my bank account.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Luck is a goddess not to be coerced and forcibly wooed by those who seek her favors. From such masterful spirits, she turns away.”
@P.G. Wodehouse
“May your Friday the 13th be filled with many cocktails and not the zombie apocalypse.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Come, dear. It’ll be easier for you than it was for Jason.”
@Mrs. Voorhees
“What if I told you that Friday the 13th is a normal day?”
@Unknown Quotes
“But it happens sometimes that, if we put our hand in hers with the humble trust of a little child, she will have pity on us, and not fail us in our hour of need.”
@P.G. Wodehouse
“I don’t care if it’s Friday the 13th. I’m just happy it’s Friday!”
@Unknown Quotes
“You let him drown! You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him. Look what you did to him!”
@Mrs. Voorhees
“Friday the 13th. Jason likes this.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Friday the 13th has only been scary for about a hundred years when somebody got the brilliant idea of combining their fear of 13 with their fear of Fridays.”
@Gregory Korgesky PhD
“Friday the 13th is still better than Monday the whatever.”
@Unknown Quotes
“I’m a messenger of God. You’re doomed if you stay here!”
@Crazy Ralph
“It’s Friday the 13th? Oh no. I has to be evil today”
@Unknown Quotes
“Learn to recognize good luck when it’s waving at you, hoping to get your attention.”
@Sally Koslow
“It’s gonna be a great day.”
@Unknown Quotes
“This day of the week is regarded of evil augury because it was the day (Good Friday) when our Saviour’s blood was shed.”
@Lancashire Harland & Wilkinson (1882)
“Its Friday the 13, you scared? Go to church.”
@Unknown Quotes
New Friday the 13th Movie Quotes
“I don’t believe in luck. Not in golf, anyway. There are good bounces and bad bounces, sure, but the ball is round and so is the hole.”
@Jack Nicklaus
“Happy friday the 13th! Don’t look what’s under your bed tonight & don’t turn off the light. You don’t know what’s coming. Have a good day!”
@Unknown Quotes
“If you find yourself in a position where you hope for luck to pull you through, you’re in serious trouble.”
@Jack Nicklaus
“It’s Friday the 13th. Just warning you all before you make any weekend arangements for wood cabins by lake.”
@Unknown Quotes
“And on a Friday fell all this mischance.”
@Chaucer
“Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. It’s gonna be another blessed day for God’s people, just like every other day.”
@Unknown Quotes
“My success was due to good luck, hard work, and support and advice from friends and mentors. But most importantly, it was dependent on me to keep trying after I have failed.”
@Mark Warner
“I’m not nearly as afraid of Friday the 13th as I am of the people who are afraid of Friday the 13th.”
@Unknown Quotes
“The fear of Friday the 13th is called friggatriskaidekaphobia. The word comes from Frigga, the Norse goddess for whom Friday is named, and triskaidekaphobia, the fear of the number 13.”
@C.M. Johnson
“The full moon of June will fall on Friday the 13th. This is a very rare event, the next time a full moon will fall on Friday the 13th will be 2049.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Here’s the thing about luck…you don’t know if it’s good or bad until you have some perspective.”
@Alice Hoffman
“Do not start a new job or business on Friday the 13th, it will be followed by collapse or bankrupt.”
@Unknown Quotes
“In the 19th century, the fears of Friday and of the number 13 came together.”
@C.M. Johnson
“The belief that Friday the 13th is an unlucky day is believed to stem from two fears-the fear of 13 being an unlucky number and the fear of Fridays.”
@Unknown Quotes
“The only good luck many great men ever had was being born with the ability and determination to overcome bad luck.”
@Channing Pollock
“If you cut your hair on Friday the 13th, someone in your family will die.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Friday cut and Sunday shorn / Better never have been born.”
@Lancashire N&Q (1870)
“Christians consider Friday as the day on which Christ was crucified by the Romans.”
@Unknown Quotes
“The worst cynicism: a belief in luck.”
@Joyce Carol Oates
“Walk away from that black cat. It’s evil. Cats were believed to be the familiars of witches in the middle ages.”
@Unknown Quotes
“The notion that Thirteen is a generally unlucky number has not been found earlier than 1852. Fridays, however have been regarded as unlucky since medieval times.”
@Steve Roud
“Don’t open umbrellas indoors, at least if you don’t want to upset the sun gods.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Luck, bad if not good, will always be with us. But it has a way of favoring the intelligent and showing its back to the stupid.”
@John Dewey
“Calling a doctor for the first time on a Friday is a certain omen of death.”
@Unknown Quotes
“The belief that Friday 13th is an especially unlucky day is one of the widest known superstitions in Britain today and is erroneously assumed to be of great antiquity.”
@Steve Roud
“In Somerset, it is said that whoever turns a bed on a Friday turns ships at sea. In Cumberland, babies born on a Friday were laid on the family Bible.”
@Unknown Quotes
“Not many people have had as much bad luck as I have, but not many people have had as much good luck, either.”
@Tig Notaro
“Superstitious diners in Paris can hire a quatorzieme, or professional 14th guest.”
@Unknown Quotes
“On Friday the 13th I always used to wonder what that means but now I think that I finally see.”
@Nikhil
“FACT : Friday the 13th happens 3 times this year, each 13 weeks apart from the other. This hasn’t happened since 1984. Happy Friday the 13th.”
@Unknown Quotes
Deep Quotes About Friday the 13th
“Luck? I don’t know anything about luck. I’ve never banked on it and I’m afraid of people who do. Luck to me is something else: Hard work – and realizing what is opportunity and what isn’t.”
@Lucille Ball
“Don’t walk under any ladders, Don’t break any mirrors, Don’t spill any salt, And don’t walk by any black cats. Happy Friday the 13th!”
@Unknown Quotes
“Friday the 13th that’s the day that hell raised.”
@Lil Wayne
“Don’t be superstitious. Nothing will happen on Friday the 13th that cannot happen on Saturday the 14th.”
@Unknown Quotes
“The pull, the attraction of history, is in our human nature. What makes us tick? Why do we do what we do? How much is luck the deciding factor?”
@David McCullough
“Its Friday the 13th! It’s only bad luck if you put it in your head. Think its just another day & stay positive. Have faith with God!”
@Unknown Quotes
“Every day is Friday the 13th with bad luck Somehow we made it through, don’t know how, somehow we do.”
@Twiztid
“Walking corpses are not real.”
@Charles McCulloch
“Friday the 13th is quickly becoming my least favorite day of the year.”
@Ashley Tisdale
“Do you know how many lakes are probably called Crystal Lake? It’s like Crystal Geyser, Crystal Water. Go to a supermarket. Every single bottled water is named “Crystal” something.”
@Richie
“If so, consider yourself lucky. But beware until midnight; it is still Friday the 13th.”
@Jack King
“In my next life, I wanna come back as one of the buttons on the ass pocket of her jeans shorts.”
@Chewie
“In reality, there’s no such thing as bad luck. Friday the 13th is just a day like any other day.”
@Michael Feldman
“She can’t hide; no place to hide.”
@Mrs. Voorhees
“Superstition is the religion of feeble minds.”
@Burke
“What hath God wrought?”
@Brenda
“Very superstitious, writings on the wall, very superstitious, ladders ’bout to fall, Thirteen month old baby, broke the lookin’ glass, seven years of bad luck, the good things in your past.”
@Stevie Wonder
“You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You’ll be hearing from me if you don’t! We ain’t gonna stand for any weirdness out here!”
@Officer Dorf
“Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive, and irrational-but how much does it cost you to knock on wood?”
@Judith Viorst
“Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren’t paying any attention… They were making love while that young boy drowned.”
@Mrs. Voorhees
“His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened. Preparing meals… here. I was the cook. Jason should’ve been watched. Every minute. He was… he wasn’t a very good swimmer. We can go now, dear.”
@Mrs. Voorhees
“Every month that begins on a sunday has a friday the 13th.”
@Auliq Ice
“You kids keep your noses clean, you understand? You’ll be hearing from me if you don’t. We ain’t gonna stand for any weirdness out here.”
@Officer Dorf
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