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“Jace shook his blond head in exasperation. “You had to make a crazy jail friend, didn’t you? You couldn’t just count ceiling tiles or tame a pet mouse like normal prisoners do?”
@Cassandra Clare
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“I’m not a natural blonde.”
@Edith Bowman
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“Never seen Jason fly before,” Percy grumbled. “He looks like a blond Superman”
@Rick Riordan
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“I like a lot of makeup and I like big blonde hair. Life’s too short for the natural look. Bang it on.”
@Roisin Conaty
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“What’s so funny?” Bella mumbled. “I got food in her hair,” I told her, chortling again. “I’m not going to forget this, dog,” Rosalie hissed. “S’not so hard to erase a blond’s memory,” I countered. “Just blow in her ear.” Get some new jokes, “Rosalie snapped.”
@Stephenie Meyer
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“If you Google me, you’ll find plenty of ‘dumb blonde’ references – even though I graduated with honors from Stanford and studied at Oxford University. I don’t let it bother me.”
@Gretchen Carlson
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“I feel like a lot of people liked to book me blonde, and I liked being blonde, but it’s too high maintenance for me!”
@Jordyn Woods
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“You’re really a blond,” she said, her tone just short of accusatory. “And if you tell anyone, I will come to you in the night and smote your everlasting soul.”
@Kelly Creagh
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“If you are blonde with a little nose people always think you are gentle and not very bright.”
@Helen Baxendale
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“Magnus, remember what happened the last time you tried to tango. Your shoe flew off and nearly killed someone.” “It was a metaphor. He’s a Shadowhunter, he’s a Lightwood, and he’s into blonds. He’s a dating hazard.”
@Cassandra Clare
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“I was typecast for a long time. A lot of people thought all Divine could do was play a loud, beefy blonde.”
@Divine
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“Hey, do you know what you call a blond with a brain?” I asked, and the continued on the same breath, “a golden retriever.” I’ve heard that one, too,” she said, no longer smiling. I’ll keep trying.” I promised.”
@Stephenie Meyer
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“Even things like Abba – I think it’s always got a dark, subversive element to it. You’ve got these four blonde Swedish people singing about their relationships breaking up while they’re all going out with each other.”
@James Righton
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“When people don’t want to debate you on the smart issues of the day, it’s just a lot easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox.”
@Gretchen Carlson
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“The dark prince sat astride his black steed, his sable cape flowing behind him. A golden circlet bound his blond locks, his handsome face was cold with the rage of battle, and… “And his arm looked like an eggplant,” Clary muttered to herself in exasperation.”
@Cassandra Clare
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“I think I’ve been completely underestimated in the past because of my blonde hair.”
@Georgia Toffolo
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“You’re naked?” Kenji is suddenly studying my sheet and not bothering to be subtle about it. I flush despite my best efforts, flustered, frustrated. “Blondie said they destroyed my clothes.” “Blondie?” Blond man is offended.”
@Tahereh Mafi
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“I can’t stand the assumption that I’m blonde and a bit stupid.”
@Holly Willoughby
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“What are you?” he demanded. “A slayer?” I rolled my eyes. “The name’s Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?”
@Parker Blue
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“My best friends – the people I trust the most – are Catholic, Jewish, African-American, gay, tall, short, blonde… you name it. I love people for their hearts, not their appearance or lifestyle.”
@Teresa Giudice
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Best Quotes about Blondes
“Hey, Clary. You take care of yourself,” he said. “I know you can.” He paused. “And take care of Jace, that poor, helpless blond.”Jace made an obscene gesture, which actually did feel familiar to Simon, so he knew that was their thing.”
@Cassandra Clare
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“We try to stay as open-minded about casting as possible. When you’re getting things down on paper, you might even avoid writing down a name, let alone if they have blonde hair or this or that, to stop.”
@Phil Lord
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“When I heard Kerastase was starting a natural line, I was like, ‘Oh my god, that’s so me.’ They loved that I’m a natural blonde. A lot of hair companies want color, so I was very lucky.”
@Toni Garrn
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“Huh,” said Percy. “Never seen Jason fly before. He looks like a blond superman.”
@Rick Riordan
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“The most erratic thing I ever did was going blonde.”
@Jessica Mendoza
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“That was my first kiss,” she said. “My first real one.” He brought his head close, resting his forehead on hers. Blond waves fell around her face, soft against her cheeks. His chest rose and fell as he drew in a breath. “Felt like the first real one for me, too.”
@Veronica Rossi
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“A lot of times, I’ll get roles where it’s the dumb blonde or the cheerleader, and I just have no interest – and it can be a great movie, it really can – or the mean girl; those things don’t intrigue me much.”
@Maika Monroe
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“I went blonde in high school and it was so bad. My complexion and blonde gave that orange look.”
@Eva Marie
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“I hate the color red almost as much as i hate blond hair,”he said with an amused tone. -Dank”
@Abbi Glines
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“Just like I feel like I’m from New Jersey, I’m blonde.”
@Martha MacCallum
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“Surface beauty: blond hair, blue eyes” – she was looking at me – “is always easy to recognize. But if someone is braver, stronger, smarter, that’s harder to see.” – Kendra Hilferty”
@Alex Flinn
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“Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life. But then there are people who think you’re just that beautician in ‘Legally Blonde,’ who doesn’t have opinions on anything. Or that I’m Stifler’s mom and hot for it all the time.”
@Jennifer Coolidge
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“You know, I was born blonde, and now I have to sort of keep it up. It’s got more brown in it now; it’s a little bit less blonde.”
@Martha MacCallum
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“The door opened, and we were met by a fifty-something man with a grizzled blond beard. He was wearing Bermuda shorts and a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt. Also, he had an eye patch. “This is incredible,” I heard Adrian murmur. “Beyond my wildest dreams.”
@Richelle Mead
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“I like the French kind of style because it’s simple and minimal. I have blonde hair and big lips, and when I do too much I think sometimes I don’t look very well, you know?”
@Joanna Kulig
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Blondes Have More Fun Quotes
“I make jokes about it, but it’s the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn’t know what she was, just this woman who was blond and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I’d ever seen. Momma used to say, “Aw, she’s just trash,” and I thought, That’s what I want to be when I grow up. Trash.”
@Dolly Parton
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“I want to go to Japan. I feel like they love blonde girls.”
@Gigi Gorgeous
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“I wondered if I would appear on a temple wall painting someday. A blonde Egyptian girl with purple highlights running sideways through the palm trees, screaming “Yikes!” in hieroglyphics as Neith chased after me. The thought of some poor archaeologist trying to figure that out almost lifted my spirits.”
@Rick Riordan Serpent’s Shadow
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“I am a natural blonde, but not this blonde.”
@Louise Linton
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“Amy,” Elsie Moore said in her crackling voice, her gaze fixed on Declan. “I want you to get me a new bear. A blond one.”
@Ilona Andrews
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“I think as a blonde person with make-up on, you’re automatically the punchline to the joke.”
@Emily Atack
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“You’re really a blond,” she said, her tone just short of accusatory. “And if you tell anyone, I will come to you in the night and smote your everlasting soul.” Promise? Isobel turned back to the piano quickly, shocked that she’d almost uttered this aloud.”
@Kelly Creagh
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“I’m not so interested in perfect, plastic beauty, and I think it translates in the girls I’ve shot over the years for Nars, from Guinevere to Iris to Mariacarla. I love those girls. I love the more interesting faces, with maybe a strange nose, not just the Texan blonde. By picking those girls, I think it’s changed what I’ve seen in other campaigns.”
@Francois Nars
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“We had no clue that Cuba was not Marco Rubio. You get there, and everyone is Afro Cuban. And you start to realize, ‘Where are the blonde, blue-eyed Cubans? Oh, they’re all in Miami.'”
@Walshy Fire
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“But I don’t believe I see Valentine Morgenstern. I hear he has charisma enough to draw birds out of trees and convince them to live under the sea, is tall, devastatingly handsome, and has white-blond hair. None of you fits that discription.” Magnus paused. “And you don’t have white-blonde hair either.”
@Cassandra Clare
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Famous Legally Blonde Quotes
“Being attracted to my own sex was as much part of who I was as being short or blonde or drawn to the library, but I was made to grow up feeling ‘other.’ Most books, films – even advertisements – didn’t reflect how I felt, and I often watched the world from the outside.”
@Sandi Toksvig
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“Snow, here?” Eric was as delighted as a child. “I love snow!” Why was I not surprised? “Maybe we will get snowed in together,” he said suggestively, waggling his blond eyebrows.”
@Charlaine Harris
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“The Blonde Salad never stops!”
@Chiara Ferragni
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“At home, my daughter Azura has got this long blonde wig that she loves, and she’s obsessed with Rapunzel, but you need to have balance. It’s important that she understands her curly hair is beautiful, too.”
@Alesha Dixon
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“She pulled her blonde hair back into a high ponytail, which somehow drew even more attention to her chest. “I don’t mean the right guy to marry, honey. I mean the right guy to get your blood pumping. To make you turn off your analytical, judgmental, hyperactive brain and think with your body instead.” “Bodies can’t think.” “SEE!” She said. “Analytical. Judgmental.”
@Cora Carmack
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“People never believe it when they find out I’m a karate world champion. They don’t see me as the type because I’m small and blonde.”
@Anne-Marie
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“I just elbowed the pretty blonde he’d been speaking to aside and slapped my panties on his chest. “As soon as I saw you”, I purred, “I knew I wouldn’t be needing these”!”
@Jeaniene Frost
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“There are good musicals that came from movies, like ‘Shrek’ and ‘Legally Blonde!’ But, um… they should never mess with ‘The Hunger Games.'”
@Barrett Wilbert Weed
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“He starts with the character’s eyes and by the time he moves to her hair, a mess of blonde curls, I realize he’s drawing me. “Superheroes. You can finally have those super powers you want.”
@Kasie West
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“Our Betty Cooper is still the girl next door – she literally lives next to Archie. And she’s the blonde all-American girl; she’s so sweet and forgiving, gives people the benefit of the doubt and second chances, wears her heart on her sleeve. But she’s also incredibly broken on the inside, for many different reasons.”
@Lili Reinhart
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Deep Funny Blonde Quotes
“When someone calls me a blogger, I think, ‘That’s one of the things I used to do.’ I’m a creative director for my shoe brand; I’m the editor-in-chief of ‘The Blonde Salad,’ which is a website and not just a blog anymore.”
@Chiara Ferragni
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“I hear you have a birthday today.” Sally laughed. “I don’t know where you could have possibly heard that.” “It might have been from a certain blonde running around the mansion reminding everyone of the party of the century taking place in honor of, and I quote, ‘the most bad ass gypsy healer known to man’, which was followed up with a, ‘no offense to Rachel, but fact is fact.”
@Quinn Loftis
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“I’ve read some things where people are like, ‘Beyonce wants to be white’ because she has blonde highlights in her hair, but it’s ridiculous. You know she is who she is, and she’s a very proud black woman. I know people with natural hair that are the least black inside; you know, it doesn’t matter.”
@Tina Knowles
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“All I got to say is if she said no, shemight not want to go to sleep tonight’cause I’m going to dye her hair blonde to compliment her being a dumb ass,” Jen told them. “Uh, Jen, you’re a blonde,” Jacque pointed out. “No, not really, God just got it wrong and it was too late to change it once He noticed.”
@Quinn Loftis
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“I was incredibly nervous about doing a period drama. I thought that to play period, you had to be English-looking and blonde and very well spoken, and have gone to drama school.”
@Kaya Scodelario
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“Demons,” drawled the blond boy, tracing the word on the air with his finger. “Religiously defined as hell’s denizens, the servants of Satan, but understood here, for the purposes of the Clave, to be any malevolent spirit whose origin is outside our own home dimension”
@Cassandra Clare
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“I love playing a smart person and not that blonde deadpan.”
@Carly Chaikin
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“Give him to me,” said Anne. “Not everybody wants to French kiss the dog, Mal.” The blond, heavily tattooed man grinned, handing the fur baby over. “But he’s a great kisser. I taught him myself.”
@Kylie Scott
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“You always start a fight scene or an action scene with, ‘What are we learning about this character at the moment, and how are we gonna arc him or her in the next three minutes,’ and it’s no different with ‘Deadpool’ or ‘Atomic Blonde’ or ‘John Wick.'”
@David Leitch
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“…You have a problem, de Winter?” The words left her mouth before her brain filtered them. “Yes, it’s blond, green-eyed, and thinks it’s a god.”
@Alex Lidell
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“You know, the ‘Atomic Blonde’ universe is its own universe. There’s influences obviously of Bond and Bourne and ‘Wick,’ all the things I’ve been exposed to, but it is its own universe.”
@David Leitch
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“Emma’s eyelids flew open, and her expectant gaze honed in on the mirror, peering in wonder at Noah’s tiny head. “Aw, Em, it looks like he’s got strawberry blonde hair!” Casey commented. Aidan grinned. “Nah, I think it’s redder, and he’s more of a Ginger.” She gritted her teeth at him. “Don’t you dare call our son a Ginger!”
@Katie Ashley
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“‘Atomic Blonde’ is about the characters’ bigger existential crisis and their world. It’s not so much the conceit of the spy game; it’s more that being a spy sucks. But we’re going to make it fun to watch.”
@David Leitch
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“Guthrie handed him the mug, a wee pout pulling his pale face out of shape. With his semi-skimmed skin, faint ginger hair, and blond eyebrows he looked like a ghost that had been at the pies. “Milk, two sugars.”
@Stuart MacBride
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“A lot of my family are redheads, but I’m a dark blonde.”
@Sam Heughan
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“Damn, Ian was already there. I braced myself as he came out from behind the RV. He sniffed, his nose wrinkling. Then he looked over me and my blonde captive, grinning. “Managed to squeeze in a golden shower along the way? How lecherous, I’m impressed.” “Save it,” I said crisply.”
@Jeaniene Frost
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“There were no prototypes for me – the telly was full of little blonde juveniles.”
@Diana Rigg
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