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“Do exactly as you like. That is the true meaning of pleasure. Pleasure leads to joy and joy leads to happiness.”


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“If you go one step ahead of me I’ll make you cry”

@Zero from

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“Just like games, no matter how well you have things lined up in your life, there’s always something to keep you on your toes.”

@Junichirou Kagami

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“Life is like a tube of toothpaste. When you’ve used all the toothpaste down to the last squeeze, that’s when you’ve really lived. Live with all your might, and struggle as long as you have life.”

@Mion Sonozaki

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“Babies aren’t born after just 5 months!”

@Riza Hawkeye

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“Do not think about other things, there is only one thing you can do. So master that one thing. Do not forget. What you must imagine is always that you, yourself, are the strongest. You do not need outside enemies. For you, the one you have to fight is none other than your own image.”


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“I don’t like it! It smells girly!”


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“You can’t win a game by doing nothing. And if someone else wins it for you then you haven’t accomplished anything. Life is the same way.”

@Junichirou Kagami

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“You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you’re not thinking at all.”


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“I too will obtain everything that I desire. Not because someone asked me to do it, but because I know in my heart that I have something worth fighting for.”

@Julis Alexia Van Riessfeld

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“Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?”


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“You need to accept the fact that you’re not the best and have all the will to strive to be better than anyone you face.”

@Roronoa Zoro

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“Hey short guy, did I die and go to heaven? Oh crap, you are Spain. I must be in hell.”


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“A lesson without pain is meaningless. That’s because no one can gain without sacrificing something. But by enduring that pain and overcoming it, he shall obtain a powerful, unmatched heart.”

@Edward Elric

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“I need stuff to break. I did all that training to get stronger, and for what?!”

@Natsu Dragneel

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“I want you to be happy. I want you to laugh a lot. I don’t know what exactly I’ll be able to do for you, but I’ll always be by your side.”


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“Good for you, dog-like guy!”

@Erza Scarle

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“You’ll only realize that you truly love someone if they already caused you enormous pain. Your enemies can never hurt you the way your loved ones can. It’s the people close to your heart that can give you the most piercing wound. Love is a double-edged sword, it can heal the wound faster or it can sink the blade even deeper.”

@Himura Kenshin

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“Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age.”

@Rosette Christopher

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“Anything can happen. No one ever thinks it will until it does. What will happen, happens. That’s how the world is. The most important thing is to not let the tragedy defeat you. To believe that you can get through it.”

@Kyousuke Natsume

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“I’m going to be late for the snail watching club and I’m the only member!”

@Melvin Butlers

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“Everything has a beginning and an end. Life is just a cycle of starts and stops. There are ends we don’t desire, but they’re inevitable, we have to face them. It’s what being human is all about.”

@Jet Black

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“…and other countries that nobodies ever heard of, like Saxony and Bavaria and Pittsburgh, which is a city in America, so I don’t know why I just said that.’’


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“If you begin to regret, you’ll dull your future decisions and let others make your choices for you. All that’s left for you then is to die. Nobody can foretell the outcome. Each decision you make holds meaning only by affecting your next decision.”

@Erwin Smith

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“Run into the setting sun, run and suffer, but don’t mess up your hair.”

@Might Gai

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“Don’t be upset because of what you can’t do. Do what you do best, live as carefree and optimistically as you can, because some people aren’t able to do that.”

@Keima Katsuragi

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“What does he want with me? I’m just a mere chicken passing by!!”


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“Religion, ideology, resources, land, spite, love or just because… No matter how pathetic the reason, it’s enough to start a war. War will never cease to exist… reasons can be thought up after the fact… Human nature pursues strife.”


“You sure talk a lot for a ninja.”

@Many people

“If you keep on hiding your true feelings, who is going to be happy? If you are sad, you should say it out loud!”

@Haruhi Fujioka

“Don’t call me short I’ll break down your feet and stick them on your head!”

@Edward Elric

“If nobody cares to accept you and wants you in this world, accept yourself and you will see that you don’t need them and their selfish ideas.”

@Alibaba Saluja

“I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!”

@Haruhi Suzumiya

“Moving on doesn’t mean you forget about things. It just means you have to accept what’s happened and continue living.”

@Erza Scarlet

“I came to laugh at you!”

@Chars Aznabal

“If you’re gonna insist on gambling and then complain when you lose, you had better work on your game.”

@Hatsu Kominato

“I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less.”


“I am the hope of the universe. I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am the protector of the innocent. I am the light in the darkness. I am the truth. Ally to good! Nightmare to you!”

@Son Goku

“Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn’t back by dinnertime, we’re gonna have to eat Akane’s cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we’re gonna wish we were lost at sea!”


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“It’s more important to master the cards you’re holding than to complain about the ones your opponent was dealt.”


“I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!”


“Life and death are like light and shadow. They’re both always there. But people don’t like thinking about death, so subconsciously, they always look away from it.”


“I wouldn’t mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit.”

@Trowa Burton

“It’s not always possible to do what we want to do, but it’s important to believe in something before you actually do it.”

@Might Guy

“Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow!”


“Hatred and Sorrow are power. They are yours to control. All you have to do is to turn them into strength and use that strength to move forward.”

@Sebastian Michaelis

“No, it can’t be seven! Say eight, dammit! Eight is better.”

@Death the Kid

“Fear is freedom! Subjugation is liberation! Contradiction is the truth! Those are the facts of this world! And you will all surrender to them, you pigs in human clothing!”

@Satsuki Kiryuuin

“No matter what I do, I hurt people. I’m a sinful man. A guilt guy.”

@Karamatsu Matsuno

“Mistakes are not shackles that halt one from stepping forward. Rather, they are that which sustain and grow one’s heart.”

@Mavis Vermillion

“You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.”

@Frederica Greenhill Yang

“Who decides limits? And based on what? You said you worked hard? Well, maybe you need to work a little harder. Is that really the limit of your strength? Could you of tomorrow beat you today? Instead of giving in, move forward.”


“I’ll gladly turn into a piece of paper!”

@Terunosuke Miyamoto

“A person grows up when he’s able to overcome hardships. Protection is important, but there are some things that a person must learn on his own.”


“You must be annoyed because I’m the only one eating cake at the moment.”


“Those who stand at the top determine what’s wrong and what’s right! This very place is neutral ground! Justice will prevail, you say? But of course it will! Whoever wins this war becomes justice!”

@Don Quixote Doflamingo

“Listen midget! I’m going to curse you and make you shrink 1 cm everyday, and in only 156 days you’ll vanish completely!!”

@Koizumi Risa

“When you hit the point of no return, that’s the moment it truly becomes a journey. If you can still turn back, it’s not really a journey.”

@Hinata Miyake

“The aura of offensive smell has come to such a strong extent that you can even see it!!”

@Misaki Ayuzawa

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“If nobody cares to accept you and wants you in this world, accept yourself and you will see that you don’t need them and their selfish ideas.”

@Alibaba Saluja

“White milk and red milk. Yellow milk; oh so bad. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, yeah. It’s our milk festival, ooh…”

@Train Heartnet

“We are all like fireworks: we climb, we shine and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even when that time comes, let’s not disappear like a firework and continue to shine.. forever.”

@Hitsugaya Toshiro

“You sound like a Yakuza trying to sell me a marriage scam”

@Ren Tsuruga

“The world’s not perfect, but it’s there for us trying the best it can. That’s what makes it so damn beautiful.”

@Roy Mustang

“Problems that cannot be solved do not exist in this world.”

@Yuki Nagato

“Don’t be so quick to throw away your life. No matter how disgraceful or embarrassing it may be, you need to keep struggling to find your way out until the very end.”


“Have you ever realized how insignificant your existence is on the planet?”

@Haruhi Suzumiya

“Knowing you’re different is only the beginning. If you accept these differences you’ll be able to get past them and grow even closer.”

@Miss Kobayashi

“It’s a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things.”


“To know sorrow is not terrifying. What is terrifying is to know you can’t go back to happiness you could have.”

@Matsumoto Rangiku

“That’s some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall.”

@Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz

“Fear is not evil. It tells you what your weakness is. And once you know your weakness, you can become stronger as well as kinder.”

@Gildarts Clive

“Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?”

@Sawamura Eijun

“The world isn’t perfect. But it’s there for us, doing the best it can….that’s what makes it so damn beautiful.”

@Roy Mustang

“If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic.”

@Senjougahara Hitagi

“Life is not a game of luck. If you wanna win, work hard.”


“The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.”

@Son Goku

“No matter how hard or impossible it is, never lose sight of your goal.”

@Monkey D Luffy

“I couldn’t help laughing the moment I saw him. Actually, I think that was the first time I laughed since I came to that school. He might have looked stupid, but it was the kind of stupid I wanted in on.”

@Tomoya Okazaki

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“Don’t give up, there’s no shame in falling down! True shame is to not stand up again!”

@Shintaro Midorima

“This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world… Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.”


“The moment you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long.”

@Natsu Dragneel

“Only I can call my dream stupid!”


“When you lose sight of your path, listen for the destination in your heart.”

@Allen Walker

“What? I’m not her dad?!”

@Tamaki Suou

“If you can’t do something, then don’t. Focus on what you can do.”


“Celebrating Mr. Jesus’s birthday (Christmas) was fun, why don’t we celebrate Buddha’s and Muhammad’s birthday next time?”

@Haruhi Suzumiya

“Sometimes I do feel like I’m a failure. Like there’s no hope for me. But even so, I’m not gonna give up. Ever!”

@Izuku Midoriya

“Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?”

@Ash Ketchum

“Thinking you’re no-good and worthless is the worst thing you can do”


“If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.”

@Monkey D. Luffy

“Protecting someone means giving them a place to belong. Giving them a place where they can be happy.”

@Princess Lenessia

“You don’t need a driver’s license to hit and run.’’


“An excellent leader must be passionate because it’s their duty to keep everyone moving forward.”

@Nico Yazawa

“Sorry. But… believe it or not, I’m a male too…”


“Sometimes it’s necessary to do unnecessary things.”

@Kanade Jinguuji

“What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.”


“That’s why I can’t make a change. Everything I do is so… Half-assed.”

@Hiroshi Kido

“All hail Vegeta, prince of no one!”


“Fools who don’t respect the past are likely to repeat it.”

@Nico Robin

“And what’s the real lesson? Don’t leave things in the fridge.”

@Spike Spiegel

“We can’t waste time worrying about the what if’s.”

@Ichigo Kurosaki

“How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money.”


“People who can’t throw something important away, can never hope to change anything.”

@Armin Arlelt

“Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you!”

@Inspector Zenigata

“You should never give up on life, no matter how you feel. No matter how badly you want to give up.”


“The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends.”

@Amanda O’Niell

“If you can’t find a reason to fight, then you shouldn’t be fighting.”


“Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?”

@Lina Inverse

“I refuse to let my fear control me anymore.”

@Maka Albarn

“As long as I don’t die, college is a fun place.”

@Light Yagami

“Don’t beg for things. Do it yourself, or else you won’t get anything.”

@Renton Thurston

“Alright… It’s time to clean up some interstellar trash.”


“If you don’t like your destiny, don’t accept it. Instead, have the courage to change it the way you want it to be.”

@Naruto Uzumaki

“Good morning Espada. We’re being attacked but first… let’s have some tea.”


“You can’t always hold on to the things that are important. By letting them go we gain something else.”

@Kunio Yaobi

“I’m not a genuine idiot like you! I’m a idiot that accepts the fact that I’m a idiot!”

@Aobo Koyo

“There are no regrets. If one can be proud of one’s life, one should not wish for another chance.”


“Sometimes I get the feeling that we’re all just a bunch of clowns standing on our tiptoes at the edge of a great abyss.”

@Koizumi Itsuki

“Power comes in response to a need, not a desire. You have to create that need.”


“How could I forget? He’s into dead girls!”


“Whatever you do, enjoy it to the fullest. That is the secret of life.”


“If you see a stranger, follow him.”


“Power comes in response to a need, not a desire. You have to create that need.”


“Stop making me repeat myself! It’s bad for my health!”

@Duo Maxwell

“Whatever you do, enjoy it to the fullest. That is the secret of life.”


“If you keep this secret, this strawberry is yours.”


“People, who can’t throw something important away, can never hope to change anything.”

@Armin Arlert

”Life is like a tube of toothpaste. When you use all the toothpaste to get a final squeeze, that’s when you actually live. Struggle and struggle as long as you have life.”

@Mayon Sonozaki

“It is at the moment of death that humanity has value.”


“I’m stupid, I’m an airhead, I’m an idiot… just like Tamaki”

@Hikaru Hitachiin

“If you just submit yourself to fate, then that’s the end of it.”

@Keiichi Maebara

“We believe that God exists and he exists because we exist.”

@Koizumi Itsuki

“Every journey begins with a single step. We just have to have patience.”

@Milly Thompson

“Listen up, Simon. Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!”


“You can die anytime, but living takes true courage.”

@Himura Kenshin

“What a low blow! You fiend of a child! A punch to the scrotum is unforgivable!”

@Tenya Iida

“Life comes at a cost. Wouldn’t it be arrogant to die before you’ve repaid that debt?”

@Yuuji Kazami

“So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?”


“A place where someone still thinks about you is a place you can call home.”


“I’m not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom.”

@Toshiro Hijikata

“Hard work is worthless for those that don’t believe in themselves.”

@Naruto Uzumaki

“I can’t develop feelings. That’s how most idiots screw up.”

@Light Yagami

“The ticket to the future is always open.”

@Vash The Stampede

“You’re thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!”

@Asuka Langley Soryu

“Sometimes, people are just mean. Don’t fight mean with mean. Hold your head high.”

@Hinata Miyake

“If you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can’t save both without one suffering…”


“Vision is not what your eyes see, but an image that your brain comprehends.”

@Touko Aozaki

“Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid.”


“If you really want to be strong… Stop caring about what your surrounding thinks of you!”


“I just love the smell of C4 in the morning.”

@Ling Ling

“Whatever you lose, you’ll find it again. But what you throw away you’ll never get back.”

@Kenshin Himura

“If you die, I’ll kill you!”

@Roronoa Zoro

“Reject common sense to make the impossible possible.”


“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.”

@L Lawliet

“A true hero always arrives late.”


“The only thing more important than wearing the right underwear to the doctor is wearing the right underwear into battle.”


“My ears do more than just frame my face.”


“I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top.”

@Rider Astolfo

“When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!”

@Isshin Kurosaki

“I bet dead people are easier to get along with.”


“I see. I do not understand even one of those problems.”

@Sasuke Uchiha

“Hey, you stupid fox, you’re in my body and you owe me rent, so for payment, I’ll take your chakra, you got that?”


“Our weakness is that we are morons.”


“I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!”

@Taiga Aisaka

“There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these.”


“I have a family of my own I need to tend to. Two boys and a wife. An extremely angry wife who probably wants to kill me right now.”


“Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.”


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