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“So sweet and delicious do I become, when I am in bed with a man who, I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love, however tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still.”
@Veronica Franco
“So you’ve just slept with him, given him your virginity, a man who doesn’t love you. In fact, he has odd ideas about you, and wants to make you some sort of kinky sex slave.”
@E.L. James
“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.”
@Grace Willows
“Let me ask you something first. Do you want a regular vanilla relationship with no kinky fu*kery at all?”
@E.L. James
“The only sea I saw Was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.”
@Dylan Thomas
“I love you and all your kinky fuckery”
@E.L. James
“To have her here in bed with me, breathing on me, her hair in my mouth — I count that something of a miracle.”
@Henry Miller
“Is this one of those contracts like in that kinky book where we outline what we’re willing to do or not do during sex? Like our hard limits and safe words?”
@Katie Ashley
“She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our tongues playing together.”
@Selena Kitt
“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
@Kinky Friedman
“Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.”
@JmStorm
“English, however, is kinky. It has a predilection for dressing up like Welsh on lonely nights.”
@John McWhorter
“This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning.”
@Michael Ondaatje
“My kinky, foul-mouthed romantic gentleman lover.”
@Raine Miller
“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”
@Jim Morrison
“The lies kinky people tell vanilla people.”
@Tiffany Reisz
“Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”
@Loris Price
“We could get kinky and see how bats and rats make love, he suggested in a whisper, warm breath against her neck. You are a sick man, Jacques. Very, very sick.”
@Christine Feehan
“She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.”
@Alexander McCall Smith
“Cheating in relationship is a sign of self-regulation failure. When it happens ones, it is a mistake. When it happens twice, it is unfortunate. But when it happens thrice or more, it is a pattern indicating primitive, uncivilized inhuman behavior.”
@Abhijit Naskar
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“Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.”
@Kevin Costner
“Kinky sex involves the use of duck feathers. Perverted sex involves the whole duck.”
@Lewis Grizzard
“I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.”
@Chelsea Handler
“Smart as a whip, kinky enough to own one.”
@R.G. Alexander
“I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.”
@David Levithan
“That’s hard core, Gin,” Finn replied. “Very hard core. Kind of kinky too.” A grim smile tightened my lips. “That’s me. Gin Blanco. Hard core and kinky to the bitter end.”
@Jennifer Estep
“Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.”
@Helen Gurley Brown
“What turns me on is not what I do to your body, it is what I do to your mind”
@Dirty Archangel
“We skipped the dinner dates and polite conversation and jumped straight to kinky fuckery.”
@J.T. Geissinger
“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.”
@Richard P. Feynman
“I have to remind myself I am not into the librarian look; even if it looks fun, they are kinky and creepy as hell in the bedroom.”
@Laikyn Meng
“Do you know what you can do in a van like that?” “Kill people,” Marc said. “Kidnap toddlers by luring them in with candy. Make a bomb and plant it downtown. Kinky sex. Lots of kinky sex.”
@C. L. Stone
“Because I don’t know a single woman who would feel comfortable giving away that information without it feeling exploitative. The minute we admit we’re the least bit kinky, men take it as a personal invitation to overstep.”
@Sara Cate
“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”
@Dorothy Parker
“The bed reminded me of a lifestyle. It reminded me of Frankie. “It was Frankie and James, wasn’t it? Did those kinky fucks bring you over to the dark side?”
@R.K. Lilley
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
@Mae West
“Two married partners do not just live with each other, they live in each other, neurologically speaking.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”
@Betty Friedan
“Limos is nursing one hell of a headache, and Arik wants to shove an M-80 up your ass.” “Kinky,” Than said, “but I’m new to the sex thing. I’m not ready for hardcore yet.”
@Larissa Ione
“I like sex for breakfast, kid. I eat early and often.”
@Karen Marie Moning
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“Livingston, if you could read my mind, you would start feeling really shy around me.”
@Katy Evans
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired.”
@Mae West
“By all means be submissive in the bedroom (if you are that way inclined), but don’t be submissive to life. Being life’s bitch is no fun at all. Life may play up in many ways, but it’s up to you to take control, take charge and show life who’s really calling the shots.”
@Miya Yamanouchi
“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.”
@Steve Martin
“How he could have such a reaction with me looking like the Pillsbury Doughboy astonished me. He was kinky. I’d take it.”
@Darynda Jones
“He snaked an arm around her waist and pulled her into him with unyielding strength. She’d been unmistakably seized.”
@Elizabeth SaFleur
“No. I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.”
@Jenny Lawson
“I want to touch the parts of you no one else has touched. I want to own the piece of you that has yet to be discovered. So stop resisting. Let go. Let it happen.”
@David Hollan
“Try to respond to your partner instead of reacting.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“Being spanked is the ultimate obedience, the final pleasure. It is life on the highwire.”
@Chloe Thurlow
“Do not seek for the best partner, but seek for the person who makes you a better version of yourself.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“It’s just not as hot without biting, scratching, and spanking, involved.”
@Jennifer Salaiz
“I don’t want to subscribe to my sister’s kinky sex videos with her husband!”
@Krista Ritchie
“Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.”
@Anatole France
“I’m trying to be your dirty, kinky rebound from the boring, drab Van Helsing. I’m not trying to be your gay best friend. My answer is that he’s not worth it, but I am,” he says with a completely serious expression.”
@Kristy Cunning
“The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.”
@Alfred Kinsey
“Some people are comfortable in hell, that`s why I crawled between your legs”
@Dirty Archangel
“It is always by way of pain one arrives at pleasure.”
@Marquis de Sade
“Hello?” Cam said in a playful tone, “House of all things kinky, the resident sexpert speaking.”
@Chloe Walsh
“If you kiss my neck, I’m not responsible for what happens next…”
@Stan Dupp
Daily Kinky Quotes for Him
“It will never belong in a Hallmark card, but I drove a car into a house and killed a man for you. You chained me up for days and I still wanted to come back and talk over our darkly sordid, slightly kinky, and a lot warped relationship. Face it, you’re stuck with me.”
@Kylie Scott
“If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.”
@Marquis de Sade
“So you’re dating Mr. Freaky Vanderperv, at least you’re not dating a guy with no skills and no interest in you sexually! Treat his kinks with respect and he will be an honest man with you always.”
@Roberto Hogue
“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.”
@Alessandra Torre
“Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob’s paddle,” Cassie shuddered.
“Thank you.” “I didn’t mean it as a compliment!”@Breanna Hayse
“I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.”
@Samantha Young
“At what point in your life did you decide you were the sort of guy who wanted to be fisted?”
@Lisa Henry
“I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.”
@John Waters
“When two people fall in love, they not only give up their genuine authority over their own lives, but also, they become mutual authorities of the collective life that they build together.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.”
@Nora Ephron
“Marriage is not a competition. Marriage is completion of two souls.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“I’ll come and make love to you at five o’clock. If I’m late start without me.”
@Tallulah Bankhead
“And while I do love coffee – both the scent…and the taste – I have no doubt I’d prefer the scent…and the taste…of something…more personal.”
@Skye Jordan
“I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.”
@Henry Miller
“Handcuffs. Kinky. But I prefer to have a bit more freedom during sex. Don’t you?”
@Jennifer Estep
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”
@George Burns
“To take away a woman’s ability to walk is one thing; it’s quite another to take away her ability to speak. -(Lady Meesha) I Am Lady Sasha -The Journey From Slave to Slave-”
@Julienne Russell
“Sick and perverted always appeals to me.”
@Madonna
“Either one is promiscuous or in a relationship – it cannot be both at the same time.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”
@Leonardo da Vinci
Medium Kinky Sexual Quotes
“True love is born out of the pyre of two committed souls.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.”
@W. C. Fields
“Good sex is about knowing each other’s deepest and kinkiest desires.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“‘Sex’ is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.”
@Marquis de Sade
“What was she going to do with two Drustans? A kinky part of her proposed something unmentionable and rather fascinating. Really, if they were both him, it wouldn’t be like she was cheating on anyone.”
@Karen Marie Moning
“Some day every woman will have orgasms- like every family has color TV- and we can all get on with the business of life.”
@Erica Jong
“I believe you are familiar with my stance on handcuffs, shape-shifter. Particularly when you’re the one wearing them.”
@Nenia Campbell
“I had a feeling that Pandora’s box contained the mysteries of woman’s sensuality, so different from a man’s and for which man’s language was so inadequate. The language of sex had yet to be invented. The language of the senses was yet to be explored.”
@Anaïs Nin
“I want you. I want both of you. That never changed, even if everything else did.”
@Katee Robert
“Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.”
@Deepak Chopra
“That said, wow. This book is just so full of nasty and kinky encounters and voyeuristic thrills that it blew me away. Sylvia Storm E Read Erotica Reviews”
@Sasha Holden
“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”
@Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“Let me tell you what I want. You, screaming my name, telling me how much you love being Daddy’s slutty little girl while you beg me to go harder.”
@Nenia Campbell
“Love is an ice cream sundae, with all the marvelous coverings. Sex is the cherry on top.”
@Jimmy Dean
“Are we going to one of those kinky parties where everyone dresses like stuffed animals? ’Cause those people freak me out.”
@Darynda Jones
“Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?”
@Sue Johanson
“Polygamy is about sex, whereas monogamy is about love.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“Sex pretty much cures everything.”
@Chuck Palahniuk
“No means no. And ask before you touch”
@Joffy from You
“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
@John Updike
“For us, when our sexual lifestyle is essential to our sense of identity, anybody who doesn’t know about our kink doesn’t really know us.”
@Dossie Easton
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
@Mae West
“Sex is only a tool in love, not love itself.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.”
@Horace Cope
“I saw two birds having dangerously kinky sex on the main road, while several cars ran above them just missing the sparrows’ toss and tumble fly away. The couple survived to try it again next season on a railway line!”
@Initially NO
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
@Hunter S. Thompson
“My mission now is to shed every shame, guilt, judgment or embarrassment about my or anyone’s sexuality . . . I did my trial by fire, and came out the other side tattered, but clear in my identity.”
@Galen Fous
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”
@John Barrymore
“Is that something you fantasize about? Being held down and taken against your will until you come? It’s in all the books you asked me to buy for you. Every single one.”
@Nenia Campbell
“Tell me what a person finds sexually attractive and I will tell you their entire philosophy of life.”
@Ayn Rand
“James couldn’t help it, he smiled. Charlotte was the strangest girl he’d spent time with lately, not because she was weird or even kinky, but because sweetness seemed to pour from her skin like molasses.”
@Eve Dangerfield
“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.”
@Kurt Vonnegut
“Even with nothing kinky involved, sex with him would not merely be physical, it would be an act of sheer possession and power.”
@Maya Cross
“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.”
@Jess C. Scott
“A human is the one, who would give up a thousand Cleopatras to be with the person he or she loves.”
@Abhijit Naskar
“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”
@Sarah Nader
“A riding crop and a blindfold don’t make it BDSM. There is a big difference between being kinky and being in the scene. It’s not a sexual thing to me; it’s a very spiritual thing.” Domina Blue”
@Young
“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”
@Marilyn Monroe
“This would be no ordinary sex. This would be dark, dangerous, kinky sex. The kind you only heard about in fucked-up books and movies”
@LeTeisha Newton
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”
@Richard P. Feynman
“Crying just makes me want to fuck you harder.”
@Nenia Campbell
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