115 Best Pimp Quotes and Sayings

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“Your suit pattern is tacky and makes you resemble a modern-day pimp,” Adrik stated randomly to Valentino, who glanced down at his suit.”

@A. Marie

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“The birthday party was me and her, a whore friend of hers and her pimp, and the cake.”

@Diane Arbus

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“A too tight white shirt,” she continued as though he hadn’t interrupted, “strained across a great chest, really great biceps, and his head under the hood of the car, a little sweaty, a little messy, a lot handy.” “You sound like a pimp.”

@Lauren Layne,

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“Physics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.”

@hristine O’Donnell

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“Will is the pimp of appetite.”

@Lope De Vega

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“So, what are you two dressing up as for Halloween?” he asked. “Let me guess, pimps or gangbangers. Isn’t that what you kids are into today?” “I’m going as Iron Man,” Jake said. “You mean a guy in an iron lung?”

@M.J. Ware

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“The long arm of the law ends in the pimp hand of justice.”

@Peter O’Brien

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“If books were girls and reading was s-ss-ssss-fucking, this would be the biggest whorehouse in the county and I’d be the most ruthless pimp you ever met. Whap the girls on the butts and send them off to their tricks as fast and often as I can.”

@Joe Hill

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“Black-Jewish Alliance, What Went Wrong?, Murray Friedman explains how the Civil Rights Movement was Jewish. First of all, it was based on what Friedman calls “Jewish science.” The Civil Rights Movement was based on a book by the name of An American Dilemma, purportedly written by a Swede by the name of Gunnar Myrdal. As Murray Friedman hints, Myrdal did not and could not have written An American Dilemma.”

@E. Michael Jones

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“Oh, my future brother-in-law called me today to find out if any of my friends from New York might be interested in making a bad decision for the night. Since when did I become a pimp to get Chance laid? I thought he was bringing that lovely flower lady.”

@Alex Morgan

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“My cock just hung there at half-stock and she took me in, silent, stone-faced. Her mouth formed a perfect ‘O’. And then it formed a perfectly cruel sneer. “Holy shit… What the fuck is that noise? Buddy, you got a horrible dick. It’s tiny and it’s weird and it’s warped. Has anyone ever told you that?” Not in so many words.”

@Loren Niva

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“If I were going to put a price tag on my lady parts, I’d find a more appetizing buyer.”

@Susan Elizabeth Phillips

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“Edward Progers was his Majesty’s Page of the Backstairs. He handled private money transactions, secret correspondence, and served in an ex-officio capacity as the King’s pimp. It was a position of no mean prestige, and of considerable activity.”

@Kathleen Winsor

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“We ask questions such as, “Why doesn’t she just leave?” and “WHy would someone want to turn all their money over to a pimp?” instead of asking, “What is the impact of poverty on these children?” “How do race and class factor into the equation?” “Beyond their family backgrounds, what is the story of their neighborhoods, their communities, their cities?”

@Rachel Lloyd

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“When you leave a pimp, you leave with nothing.”

@Annie Lobert

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“Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he’ll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee.” That was code. It meant “Come to my place as soon as you can, it’s important.”

@David Wong

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“If you can’t participate in someone else’s good fortune and show them, love. How can you get offended when they don’t partake in yours. Good fortunes are made to be enjoyed. Like a old wise pimp will say “Don’t hate, participate.”

@J. Wrice Sr.

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“If you’re crying under fire, then you wasn’t built for war. If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours.”

@MF Grimm

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“Terry”, I pleaded with all my soul. “Please listen to me and understand, I’m not a pimp.” An hour ago I’d thought she was a hustler. How sad it was. Our minds, with their store of madness, had diverged.”

@Jack Kerouac

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“My name is “A Pimp named Slickback” Wait … A Pimp?? … Named Slickback. Yes, please say the whole thing if you would. Yes, that includs the “A Pimp Named” part. Yes Tom, everytime.”

@Katt Williams

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“That’s ended, that’s over. I want you to meet my pimps. I thought I’m a show-business ho already, so I might as well be a real ho.”

@Bill Maher

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“Institutionalized: Ghetto stars pimped so hard for so long — they’ll starve to pimp themselves behind psychic bars.”

@T.F. Hodge

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“Because getting a headset sweaty was kind of small potatoes compared to the fact that I was brandishing a machete at large raptors while considering the pros and cons of hiring a pimp to dig up our dead dog.”

@Jenny Lawson

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“With tractors, you just don’t get the feel of tilling that land. So when planting season comes around, I use a hoe. To grow one useful whore, that’s the motto of my pimp farm.”

@M.C. Humphreys

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“Are you setting me up?” “Dear God in heaven, no! She’s sworn off relationships with men, so you’re safe. Besides, I don’t think anything permanent would work with you.” She paused. “I was thinking more along the lines of a fling.” “Jesus Christ,” Jake muttered, running a hand down his face. “You’re pimping me out.”

@Ann Bruce

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“Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp,”

@Tom Clancy

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“Just thinking about a job I lost.” “What? Someone didn’t hire you? Why not? Don’t they know you’re the best? Did you quote them too high? Wait, was it another one of those housewife’s wanting work done on their personal plumbing?” She arched a brow suggestively. Chris choked. “You did not just accuse me of being a handyman pimp.” “If the condom fits …” “You have a foul mouth. And to think you kiss your children with it.” “According to my mates, my mouth is perfect. And there’s nothing dirty about telling the truth.” Damn”

@Eve Langlais

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“The money paid at consumption is paid by everybody, including illegals, prostitutes, pimps, drug dealers …”

@Mike Huckabee

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“Real Men can commit to 1 person. Only boys are “Players”, pimps usually get lock up or die at the end of movies, & dogs catch fleas!”

@Surgeo Bell

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“Atlanta is not the South. Atlanta is not the South, gotdamn it, when you go to Atlanta what does your clock say? When you get off the plane from Los Angeles or Texas, what time do it be over there? Atlanta is East Coast time. You niggas ain’t in the South.”

@Pimp C

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“An editor should have a pimp for a brother so he’d have someone to look up to.”

@Gene Fowler

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“Cannery Row is the gathered and scattered, tin and iron and rust and splintered wood, chipped pavement and weedy lots and junk heaps, sardine canneries of corrugated iron, honky tonks, restaurants and whore houses, and little crowded groceries, and laboratories and flophouses. Its inhabitant are, as the man once said, “whores, pimps, gambler, and sons of bitches,” by which he meant Everybody.”

@John Steinbeck

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“If some of us can get an Oscar for extolling that it’s hard out there for a pimp, why can’t others of us admonish: ‘Then quit acting like a pimp’?”

@John Ridley

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“We have to stop arresting prostitutes and not arresting traffickers and pimps. It’s absurd. We’re arresting the victim or the survivor and not the oppressor.”

@Gloria Steinem

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“Pimping was the ultimate power play. My most powerful tools of persuasion, however, were charm and sex.”~Jesse”

@Jeri Estes

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“I’m not upset when a person wants to move around, because I want everybody to be happy and I don’t want nobody to feel like I’m holding them in a situation they shouldn’t be in.”

@Pimp C

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“When hip-hop was born she had no commercial home and was an invention of beautiful creativity. Born from a beautiful struggle, today she is mostly a ‘ratchet’ bitch spitting nonsense from her pimp’s mansion.”

@T.F. Hodge

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“We pimp our precious lives to the infernal gnashing babble – Follow me! Friend me! Like me! But don’t ever know me.”

@Patrick Marber

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“Aw senor,” said the robot pimp disdainfully.”

@Ron Goulart

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“I can’t hang out as loose as I used to, but I can still go down Jefferson Avenue and look in the faces of winos, pimps, and junkies, all the things I’m made of.”

@Rick James

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“You are basically a flophouse and a pimp away from Pepcid rehab, you know that?” I informed Nana.”

@Laurie Notaro

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“As far as women who are being abused by pimps, I think if you see women who do incalls or outcalls rather than work on the street, they are less likely – from what I’ve heard – to have pimps. But you can’t be sure.”

@Chester Brown

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“Its inhabitant are, as the man once said, “whores, pimps, gamblers, and sons of bitches,” by which he meant Everybody. Had the man looked through another peephole he might have said, “Saints and angels and martyrs and holy men,” and he would have meant the same thing. Quoted by Richard Wagamese in Ragged Company”

@John Steinbeck

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“Niggas frown when you up and smile when you down. And when you change for the better, shife fools stop comin’ around.”

@Pimp C

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“Come on, give me a shimmy!” Ruby screeched from the couch as she ground out one cigarette and then lit another. “You’re fighting a battle of good and evil with your dog pimp! Your only weapon is the shimmy! There is power in the shimmy! Make him fear your shimmy! Now, goddamnit, show me your war shimmy!”

@Laurie Notaro

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“When hip-hop was born she had no commercial home and was an invention of beautiful creativity. Born from a beautiful struggle, today she is mostly a ‘ratchet’ bitch spitting nonsense from her pimp’s mansion.”

@T.F. Hodge

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“When I was three years old and in my mother’s arms, she looked down at me and said, “Son, the way I’m taking care of you now when you get old, always have a woman to take care of you like this.” Dig this! All I’m goin’ do is rest and dress, buy gasoline and lean. I’m goin’ buy diamond rings and have the best of everything. I’m goin’ pimp whores.”

@Donald Goines

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“Yo, I’m seventeen, already sniffin blow. I tell my friends it’s asthmary time I itch my throat, I got a new show for MTV, Pimp My Boat.”

@Tyler, The Creator

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“Dave? This is John. Your pimp says bring the heroin shipment tonight, or he’ll be forced to stick you. meet him where we buried the Korean whore. The one without the goatee.” That was code. It meant “Come to my place as soon as you can, it’s important.”

@David Wong

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“But then again, you know, the pimp in TAXI DRIVER has this reason, given the environment, he was living in.”

@Harvey Keitel

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“I talk slicker than a pimp from Augusta Who just had his linen suit dry-cleaned”

@Drake

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“Well, death says, as he walks by, I’m going to get you anyhow no matter what you’ve been: writer, cab-driver, pimp, butcher, sky-diver, I’m going to get you”

@Charles Bukowski

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“Did you just pimp slap my ass with your angel hand?”

@Debra Anastasia

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“I thought I knew Elton John, but then it was like, “Woah, Elton’s a pimp! He’s really amazing.” And since Billy and Elton are homies, I’m finally getting it – the two-piano boys.”

@Mac DeMarco

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“Oh, dear. He’s a pimp and he’s stupid, this is not good,” Bev mutters. “Leon, leave it to you to find the only stupid pimp in Seattle.”

@Tara Sivec

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“Pimping is an art, Whoreson. There are very few pimps in this world who can really take the title of being a pimp. Just because a man gets his money from a whore, that don’t make him no true pimp. Real pimps are really rare.”

@Donald Goines

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“But when to sin our biased nature leans, The careful Devil is still at hand with means; And providently pimps for ill desires.”

@John Dryden

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“The frame is the pimp of painting; it enhances it, but it must never shine at the painting’s expense.”

@Edgar Degas

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“I didn’t mind working in the clubs, but I resented it being a club where pimps hang out. Because the music that I create is of a higher intellect than that. It not only encompasses pimps but whores, ballplayers, executives … everybody.”

@Barry White

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“Michael Jackson plays the wounded puppy very well. ‘I must be the loneliest man in the world’. Well, you’re not a man. And the loneliness is self-inflicted, so sod off you pathetic puerile pimp. I wonder what color his willy is.”

@John Lydon

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“He called himself her pimp, except for the fact, he said, that he didn’t like standing in the night air.”

@Charlie LeDuff

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“There are no pimps, no whores, no transvestites – gone. Now that’s more the culture I’m comfortable in … I don’t like it in the house, you know what I mean, but I like it somewhere around.”

@Iggy Pop

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“I’ve always been into films. I’ve been offered lots of films but they’ve always been these very stereotypical roles. They wanted me to play some gangster or street guy, or pimp, drug addict.”

@Lenny Kravitz

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“[David] Mamet is another hypocrite. His idea of Black man is a pimp who abuses women, [Edmond], yet his play Oleanna [1994] ends with a White professor slapping an uppity feminist, at least the version I saw at San Francisco’s ACT.”

@Ishmael Reed

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“If my son wants to be a pimp when he grows up, that’s fine with me. I hope he’s a good one and enjoys it and doesn’t get caught. I’ll support him in this. But if he wants to be a network administrator, he’s out of the house and not part of my family.”

@Steve Wozniak

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“A work is completed without deference to a husband, an absurd epic of maudlin childhood is about to be sent to a pimp, before a husband is allowed to correct it,” he said seething. “You would only tinker with it,” she said fearless, though fearing.”

@Edna O’Brien

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