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Here are great quotes about April Fools’ Day that capture the spirit of humor, mischief, and fun that defines the day:
“The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” — Mark Twain
“A deception that elevates us is dearer than a host of low truths.” — Aleksander Pushkin
“Here cometh April again, and as far as I can see the world hath more fools in it than ever.” — Charles Lamb
“For every smart person, there is a fool.” — Tamerlan Kuzgov
“April 1st: This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.” — Mark Twain
“I’m not upset that you lied to me, I’m upset that from now on I can’t believe you.” — Friedrich Nietzsche
“A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool.” — William Shakespeare
“What have you done when you have bested a fool?” — Charles Portis
“The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.” — Will Rogers
“No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness.” — Mary Wollstonecraft
“Mix a little foolishness with your prudence: It’s good to be silly at the right moment.” — Horace
“If you’re good, you’re always looking over your shoulder.” — Bruce Springsteen
“It is better to weep with wise men than to laugh with fools.” — Spanish Proverb
“All the world loves a clown.” — Cole Porter
“Wise men speak because they have something to say; fools because they have to say something.” — Plato
“Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don’t have brains enough to be honest.” — Benjamin Franklin
“A fool and his money are soon elected.” — Will Rogers
“The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.” — Oscar Wilde
“April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.” — Ambrose Bierce
“Fools make feasts, and wise men eat them.” — Benjamin Franklin
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“Even the gods love jokes.” — Plato
“No man can tame a predator by acting like prey.” — Tamerlan Kuzgov
“The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes.” — Winston Churchill
“Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” — Michael Scott
“The first of April is the day when we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.” — Mark Twain
“Confidence comes from being prepared.” — John Wooden
“Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.” — Yiddish Proverb
“There are two ways to be fooled. One is to believe what isn’t true; the other is to refuse to believe what is true.” — Soren Kierkegaard
“Who needs April fools when your whole life’s a joke?” — Anonymous
“Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it.” — Henry David Thoreau
“Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them, the rest of us could not succeed.” — Mark Twain
“It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen.” — George Orwell
“The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool.” — William Shakespeare
“If you tell a big enough life and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” — Walter Langer
“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread.” — Alexander Pope
“The fool knows after he’s suffered.” —Hesiod
“However big the fool, there is always a bigger fool to admire him.” — Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
“Today is the perfect day to embrace your inner jester and let your silly side shine.” — Unknown Quotes
“Wishing you a day filled with unexpected surprises and mischievous delights.” — Unknown Quotes
“A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.” — William Blake
Happy April Fools Day Quotes
“Here’s to a day of laughter, fun, and lighthearted mischief. Happy April Fools’ Day!” — Unknown Quotes
“Don’t believe everything you read on the internet today…or any other day, for that matter.” — Unknown Quotes
“May you live long, dear. Please take all the idiots out of this world; there wouldn’t be any pleasure or gain in it. So I wish you to live long, dear. Happy April Fool’s Day!” — Unknown Quotes
“Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.” — Cato
“Some things are made for each other, such as bread and butter, fork and knife, paper and pen, and you and foolishness. Happy Fool’s Day to the best stupid friend!” — Unknown Quotes
“Life is too short to take everything seriously. Let’s celebrate with some laughter and jokes!” — Unknown Quotes
“Don’t proceed towards a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or an idiot like you from any side. Happy April Fool’s Day!” — Unknown Quotes
“The fool wonders; the wise man asks.” — Benjamin Disraeli
“The mistakes of the stupid person are known to the world but not to himself. The mistakes of the wise person are known to himself but not to the world.” — Unknown Quotes
“Ready or not, here comes the April Fools’ Day Pranks!” — Unknown Quotes
“Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke?” — Rita Rudner
“Be innovative and exceptional when telling jokes and pulling tricks on those around you. Happy April Fool’s Day, sweetheart.” — Unknown Quotes
“I woke up feeling mischievous…it must be April Fools’ Day.” — Unknown Quotes
“Touching your elbow with your tongue is impossible. And if you just tried to do it, then you are an idiot. Happy April Fool’s Day, dear.” — Unknown Quotes
“Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.” — Proverb
“I had a dreadful headache last night, and my doctor sincerely advised me to send a message to some idiot, which I just did.” — Unknown Quotes
“The only thing better than a good joke is a good April Fools’ Day joke.” — Unknown Quotes
“Humans fall in love, but monkeys can ping cell phones strangely. Have a great April Fool’s Day!” — Unknown Quotes
“Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.” — African Proverb
April Fools Pranks Jokes
“You are very clever but also very dumb, and on April Fool’s Day, let me tell you that you are the finest foolish person I know.” — Unknown Quotes
“I’m not saying you should trust me today, but you should definitely trust me today.” — Unknown Quotes
“Today is the day to be delighted with yourself for being an idiot. I wish you an incredible April Fool’s Day!” — Unknown Quotes
“Happy 1 April to everyone. Remember that this is our only opportunity to exhibit our brain power by deceiving others.” — Unknown Quotes
“I’m not a fool, I’m just celebrating April Fools’ Day.” — Unknown Quotes
“A very Happy April Fool’s Day to all. Let the most clever people know that they are also occasionally foolish.” — Unknown Quotes
“April Fools’ is the only day to take people seriously.” — Criss Jami
“On 1 April, let us take advantage of the opportunity to play practical jokes on people without fear of punishment.” — Unknown Quotes
“I promise this isn’t a prank…or is it?” — Unknown Quotes
“A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer.” — Bruce Lee
“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.” — Unknown Quotes
“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” — Euripides
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” — Unknown Quotes
“We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance.” — Japanese Proverb
“I hope life without me is as boring as hell.” — Unknown Quotes
“In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
“I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right.” — Unknown Quotes
“April Fools Day: the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other 364.” — Mark Twain
“The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.” — Unknown Quotes
Easy April Fools Pranks
“I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.” — Alan Coren
“April Fools’ Day is the only day when people critically evaluate news articles before accepting them as true.” — Unknown Quotes
“Foolproof systems don’t take into account the ingenuity of fools.” — Gene Brown
“I have great faith in fools – self-confidence, my friends call it.” — Unknown Quotes
“The greatest fools are often more clever than the men who laugh at them.” — George R.R. Martin
“Put peanut butter on your bathroom toilet paper roll to confuse and disgust your family member(s)!” — Unknown Quotes
“What a fool does in the end, the wise do in the beginning.” — Spanish Proverb
“Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.” — Irish Proverb
“Switch out the sock drawers of every member of your family. They’ll be so confused as they get ready for school or work!” — Unknown Quotes
“No man is more cheated than a selfish man.” — Henry Ward Beecher
“Have fun putting fake parking tickets on the windshield of one of your teens, or your BFF, and watch them sweat!” — Unknown Quotes
“Those who will not reason are bigots, those who cannot are fools, and those who dare not are slaves.” — Lord Byron
“Wake up early on April Fools’ Day and turn everything that you can think of upside down in the house!” — Unknown Quotes
“April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other 364 days of the year.” — Mark Twain
“Leave a bag of french fry soap in the shower to really confuse anyone who sees it!” — Unknown Quotes
“Rub some food dye onto the bottom of your faucet to make the tap water colorful and startling at the same time!” — Unknown Quotes
“He who is born a fool is never cured.” — Proverb
“Play with a remote-controlled spider toy around the house or office to really freak people out!” — Unknown Quotes
“Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.” — Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
April Fools Pranks to Do At Home
“Put a “For Sale” sign out in your yard before the kids go to school!” — Unknown Quotes
“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.” — Proverb
“Replace the TP with a roll of packing tape on your bathroom’s toilet paper holder!” — Unknown Quotes
“A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.” — Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
“Cram your coworker’s office full of boy band photos to really give them a laugh!” — Unknown Quotes
“Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain – and most fools do.” — Benjamin Franklin
“Purchase a sterile cup, fill it with apple juice, and drink out of it throughout the day!” — Unknown Quotes
“A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the end, he blames only himself.” — Oscar Wilde
“Get a cardboard cutout of an actor or singer and put it in the shower to really startle your family!” — Unknown Quotes
“If every fool wore a crown, we should all be kings.” — Welsh Proverb
“Replace the inside of your roommate’s deodorant with cream cheese!” — Unknown Quotes
“There are more fools in the world than there are people.” — Heinrich Heine
“Send your friend a glitter bomb envelope in the mail that has “April Fools!” written inside!” — Unknown Quotes
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” — Abraham Lincoln
“The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool.” — Epicurus
“Another classic prank idea? Strategically pat someone on the back while leaving behind a sticky note.” — Unknown Quotes
“People have been making fool out of themselves on April Fool’s Day for centuries, but fools are made every day in the stock market.” — Unknown Quotes
“Get crafty by adding googly eyes to everything in your kids’ or spouse’s packed lunch!” — Unknown Quotes
“There are more fools than wise men, and even in the wise men more folly than wisdom.” — Nicolas Chamfort
April Fools Pranks for Kids
“Put the corner of a dollar bill outside of a book so that it’s poking out, but attach that small sample to a larger note that says, “April Fools!”” — Unknown Quotes
“The world is full of fools, and he who would not wish to see one, must not only shut himself up alone but must also break his looking glass.” — Nicolas Boileau-Despréaux
“Stick clear plastic wrap over the toilet, but be prepared for a clean-up that’s slightly less funny!” — Unknown Quotes
“To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.” — Voltaire
“Switch out two (or more) bags of cereal from their boxes for the ultimate “gotcha!” moment in the morning!” — Unknown Quotes
“It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly.” — Anatole France
“Make a mashed potato and gravy sundae that looks just like ice cream and caramel sauce, but is definitely more dinner than dessert!” — Unknown Quotes
“Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit.” — Josh Billings
“Tape fake roaches inside a lampshade with the light on—talk about making everyone immediately feel creepy-crawly!” — Unknown Quotes
“Only a fool tests the depth of the water with both feet.” — African Proverb
“Freeze a bowl of cereal and milk overnight, and your child will wonder why on earth they can’t spoon it out the next morning!” — Unknown Quotes
“A fool and his money are soon parted.” — Thomas Tusser
“Fill a doughnut up with mayo and expect plenty of cringe-worthy reactions!” — Unknown Quotes
“The more pity that fools may not speak wisely what wise men do foolishly.” — William Shakespeare
“Go for the classic April Fools’ prank—jump out and scare someone who least expects it!” — Unknown Quotes
“It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt.” — Mark Twain
“Bring “chocolate chip” cookies into the office that are actually filled with raisins.” — Unknown Quotes
“There are two types of people in the world: those who believe they are right and those who are willing to be wrong.” — Anonymous
“You’ll hear plenty of sss-screams after hiding rubber snakes in the dressers of your kids and/or spouse!” — Unknown Quotes
“April Fools’ Day is the only day to take people seriously.” — Criss Jami
Good April Fools Pranks
“At the office, put tape under a coworker’s computer mouse, and watch them try to figure out why it’s not working!” — Unknown Quotes
“The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” — Richard P. Feynman
“Just a friendly reminder: trust no one today… except for the ones with the best pranks!” — Unknown Quotes
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” — William Shakespeare
“Don’t believe everything you hear today… especially if it sounds too good to be true!” — Unknown Quotes
“A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the end, he blames only himself.” — Oscar Wilde
“May your day be filled with unexpected surprises, hilarious gags, and moments of sheer confusion.” — Unknown Quotes
“Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment.” — Horace
“Don’t believe everything you hear today… especially if it sounds too good to be true!” — Unknown Quotes
“A fool and his words are soon parted.” — William Shenstone
“Warning: Sarcasm levels may be unusually high today. Proceed with caution!” — Unknown Quotes
“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” — Earl Wilson
“Here’s to a day of harmless fun and playful tricks. Happy April Fools’ Day, my friend!” — Unknown Quotes
Best April Fools Pranks Over Text
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” — Isaac Asimov
“May your pranks be clever, your jokes be witty, and your laughter be infectious.” — Unknown Quotes
“The biggest joke on mankind is that computers have begun asking humans to prove they are not a robot.” — Anonymous
“Wishing you a day of silly antics, playful jokes, and endless laughter.” — Unknown Quotes
“It’s better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right.” — Anonymous
“May your day be filled with smiles, chuckles, and belly laughs.” — Unknown Quotes
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” — Terry Pratchett
“May your pranks be epic and your laughter be contagious.” — Unknown Quotes
“Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.” — Lord Byron
“May your day be filled with more laughs than pranks and more joy than jests.” — Unknown Quotes
Funny April Fools Quotes
“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” ― Charles Dickens
“If at first, you don’t succeed on April Fool’s Day, try, try again… and then maybe go take a nap.” — Unknown Quotes
“He who laughs last … just didn’t get the joke.” ― Carroll Bryant
“On April Fools’ Day, I like to remind people that I’m not just a boring adult… I’m also a master of mischief.” — Unknown Quotes
“I’ve had great success being a total idiot.” — Jerry Lewis
“If April Fools’ Day taught me anything, it’s that you can’t trust anyone… except maybe your dog.” — Unknown Quotes
“Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.” — Laurell Hamilton
“On April Fools’ Day, I like to remind people that I’m not just a pretty face… I’m also pretty good at pulling pranks.” — Unknown Quotes
“Humanity is a parade of fools, and I am at the front of it, twirling a baton.” ― Dean Koontz
“I’m not saying I’m going to prank everyone on April Fools’ Day… but I’m also not saying I’m not.” — Unknown Quotes
“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard
“I love inside jokes. I’d love to be a part of one someday.” — Michael Scott
“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.” ― Mark Twain
“Life is worth living as long as there’s a laugh in it.” ― Lucy Maud Montgomery
“Don’t be so humble — you are not that great.” ― Golda Meir
“Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” — Nick Miller
“The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.” — Willy Wonka
These quotes reflect the humor and lightheartedness of April Fools’ Day, as well as the playful acknowledgment that everyone, at some point, can be fooled.
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