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“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
“The holy passion of friendship is so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.”
@Mark Twain
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship. I’d rather be an idiot than lose you.”
@Patrick to Spongebob
“It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.”
@Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.”
@Mark Twain
“It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn’t use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like, ‘What about lunch?’”
@A.A. Milne
“Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
@Charles Lamb
“Friends are people who know you really well and like you anyway.”
@Greg Tamblyn
“It’s important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to the friendship that we are not.”
@Mignon McLaughlin
“If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.”
@Oprah Winfrey
“Friendship is not possible between two women, one of whom is very well dressed.”
@Laurie Colwin
“Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!”
@Bronwyn Polson
“Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.”
@Otto von Bismarck
“There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.”
@Sylvia Plath
“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”
@Emilie Saint-Genis
“A friend to all is a friend to none.”
@Aristotle
“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”
@Robert Louis Stevenson
“There is nothing better than a friend unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
@Linda Grayson
“One sure way to lose another woman’s friendship is to try to improve her flower arrangements.”
@Marcelene Cox
“A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.”
@Jim Hayes
Funny Friendship Quotes in English
“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
@Elbert Hubbard
“Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.”
@Virginia Woolf
“You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.”
@Laurence J. Peter
“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, Damn, that was fun.”
@Groucho Marx
“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
@Ann Richards
“Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.”
@Oscar Wilde
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
@Bernard Meltzer
“Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.”
@Anne Lindbergh
“I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends – they’re the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!”
@Warren G. Harding
“Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.”
@Robert Brault
“Friendship is the hardest thing in the world to explain. It’s not something you learn in school. But if you haven’t learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven’t learned anything.”
@Muhammad Ali
“Don’t make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up.”
@Thomas J. Watson
“The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.”
@Elisabeth Foley
“Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.”
@Anais Nin
“Life is partly what we make it, and partly what it is made by the friends we choose.”
@Tennessee Williams
“They may forget what you said, but they will never forget how you made them feel.”
@Carl W. Buechner
“Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you; spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.”
@Amy Poehler
“For beautiful eyes, look for the good in others; for beautiful lips, speak only words of kindness; and for poise, walk with the knowledge that you are never alone.”
@Audrey Hepburn
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched — they must be felt with the heart.”
@Helen Keller
“Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
@Dumbledore
Short Funny Friendship Quotes
“A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.”
@Walter Winchell
“Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.”
@Ally Condie
“Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.”
@Marcel Proust
“Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.”
@Oprah Winfrey
“In the sweetness of friendship let there be laughter, for in the dew of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed.”
@Khalil Gibran
“To the world, you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
@Dr. Seuss
“A friend is one of the best things you can be and the greatest things you can have.”
@Sarah Valdez
“Time doesn’t take away from friendship, nor does separation.”
@Tennessee Williams
“When the world is so complicated, the simple gift of friendship is within all of our hands.”
@Maria Shriver
“There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.”
@Jim Henson
“A single rose can be my garden…a single friend, my world.”
@Leo Buscaglia
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together.”
@Woodrow T. Wilson
“Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer.”
@Ed Cunningham
“A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.”
@Donna Roberts
“It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.”
@Marlene Dietrich
“Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.”
@G. Randolf
“A good friend is like a four-leaf clover; hard to find and lucky to have.”
@Irish Proverb
“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.”
@Helen Keller
“True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart.”
@Helen Keller
“No friendship is an accident.”
@O. Henry
Funny Friendship Quotes Short
“Friends are the siblings God never gave us.”
@Mencius
“True friends are like diamonds — bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.”
@Nicole Richie
“There is nothing on this earth more to be prized than true friendship.”
@Thomas Aquinas
“Friends are the family you choose.“
@Jess C. Scott
“Anything is possible when you have the right people there to support you.”
@Misty Copeland
“True friends are always together in spirit.”
@L.M. Montgomery
“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.“
@Linda Grayson
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
@Bernard Meltzer
“A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.”
@Arnold H. Glasgow
“If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.”
@Matthew Gray Gubler
“Never let your best friends get lonely…keep disturbing them.”
@Candlelight Publications
“The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another’s little lapses.”
@David Storey
“The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing…not healing, not curing…that is a friend who cares.”
@Henri Nouwen
“A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.”
@Frances Ward Weller
“Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.”
@Albert Camus
“Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.”
@Khalil Gibran
“Friends…they cherish one another’s hoped. They are kind to one another’s dreams.”
@Henry David Thoreau
“False friendship, like the ivy, decays and ruins the walls it embraces; but true friendship gives new life and animation to the object it supports.”
@Richard Burton
“The only way to have a friend is to be one.”
@Ralph Waldo Emerson
“My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake.”
@Aristotle
Crazy Friends Quotes Funny
“My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.”
@Henry Ford
“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together…there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think but the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.”
@Winnie the Pooh
“Ultimately the bond of all companionship, whether in marriage or in friendship, is conversation.”
@Oscar Wilde
“In everyone’s life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.”
@Albert Schweitzer
“Real friendship, like real poetry, is extremely rare — and precious as a pearl.”
@Tahar Ben Jelloun
“But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of life, and thanks to a benevolent arrangement the greater part of life is sunshine.”
@Thomas Jefferson
“If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you.”
@Winnie the Pooh
“She is a friend of my mind. She gathers me, man. The pieces I am, she gathers them and gives them back to me in all the right order.”
@Toni Morrison
“Love is friendship set on fire.”
@Jeremy Taylor
“The love that comes from friendship is the underlying fact of a happy life.”
@Chelsea Handler
“Friendship is accepting a person with all their qualities — good and bad.”
@Mohanlal
“A friend may be waiting behind a stranger’s face.”
@Maya Angelou
“Everyone you meet knows something you don’t know but need to know. Learn from them.”
@C.G. Jung
“Don’t be afraid of new beginnings. Don’t shy away from new people, new energy, new surroundings. Embrace new chances at happiness.”
@Billy Chapata
“Each new friendship can make you a new person because it opens up new doors inside of you.”
@Kate DiCamillo
“Be genuinely interested in everyone you meet and everyone you meet will be genuinely interested in you.”
@Rasheed Ogunlaru
“Which of all my important nothings shall I tell you first?”
— Jane Austen
“Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.”
@Francesco Guicciardini
“‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.”
— Charles Lamb
“Every new friend is a new adventure… the start of more memories.”
@Patrick Lindsay
“Friends make you smile — best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.”
— Terri Guillemets
“The great thing about new friends is that they bring new energy to your soul.”
@Shanna Rodriguez
“True friends are like diamonds: bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.”
— Nicole Richie
“The kindest way of helping yourself is to find a friend.”
@Ann Kaiser Stearns
“I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal.”
— Jane Austen
“Getting to know new people and gaining new friends is one of life’s greatest pleasures. So conquer your fears and get out there.”
@Tony Clark
“You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.”
— Elizabeth Taylor
“There are friendships imprinted in our hearts that will never be diminished by time and distance.”
@Dodinsky
“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
— Jay McInerney
“No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth.”
@Robert Southey
“Nothing is more dangerous than a friend without discretion; even a prudent enemy is preferable.”
— Jean de La Fontaine
“There is magic in long-distance friendships. They let you relate to other human beings in a way that goes beyond being physically together and is often more profound.”
@Diana Cortes
“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”
— Aaron Machado
“A real friendship should not fade as time passes, and should not weaken because of space separation.”
@John Newton
“Distance means so little, when someone means so much.”
@Tom McNeal
“If there ever comes a day when we can’t be together, keep me in your heart. I’ll stay there forever.”
@A. A. Milne
“As long as we share the same sky and breathe the same air, we’re still together.”
@Donna Lynn Hope
“A friend who is far away is sometimes much nearer than one who is at hand.”
@Kahlil Gibran
“Can miles truly separate you from friends…If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?”
@Richard Bach
“It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.”
— Gina Barreca
“She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.”
— Cher
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