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Short Wednesday Addams Quotes ideas
“Esther changed into a costume of Wednesday Addams, and then they went, the three strangest teenagers in town: a ghost who couldn’t speak, a boy who hated the dark, and a girl who dressed as someone else everywhere she went.”
@Krystal Sutherland
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“I don’t really see what you bring to the table.”
@Man in Yellow Suit
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“I generally find puns to be a lower form of humor.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I’ll stop wearing black when they make a darker color.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“Let’s go, Wednesday, it’s time for family bonding – whether you like it or not.”
@Gomez Addams
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“[In response to “How long do we have to stay here?”] “Until we crack.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I will respectfully decline the hug. I’ve been social distancing since birth.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Mother, Father, This is cruel – even for you.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I am not in a bad mood, this is just me.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“As if I was never nicknamed ‘Wednesday’ as in ‘Adams’.”
@Sarah Vowell
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“Well, it’s true. We have some of the best dark secrets, as countries go.”
@Morticia Addams
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“I am good.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“You might find a nice girl to be miserable with.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“I will not be attending this evening’s ritual mastication.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“[Practicing lifeguarding skills. In response to, “I’ll be the victim!”] “All your life.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I know he’s always had an appetite for destruction, but it’s never a match for his stomach.”
@Gomez Addams
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“Was that too much to ask?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“They never tell us anything interesting, like how many heads they chopped off in the French revolution.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“Self-publishing on the internet, not easy to do.”
@Uncle Fester
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“The Masons will likely be there with Felicity,” she went on. “The Masons want to marry their daughter off to me.” Braden explained. “The mother, Mrs. Mason, is a snob with the warmth of a glacier, and her daughter, Felicity, reminds me of Wednesday Addams but more Goth. I think the father might be a hologram.” “And will you be marrying the lovely Felicity?” “I would be more likely to marry Cameron.”
@N.M. Silber
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Famous Wednesday Addams Quotes
“All I wanted was a violent roadhouse may lay before hitching a ride to Sausalito.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Like the phoenix from the ashes, I shall rise above this setback.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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[Ad-libbing during a Thanksgiving Day play at camp.] “And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Great thinkers need obstacles to function.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I should have been more specific.”
@Wendsdsay Addams
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“Wednesday Addams: Farewell, brother Pugsley. Tomorrow you’ll become a man, and I’ll be a fugitive. Farewell, Pugsley. Pugsley Addams: I always kind of knew it’d end like this, I just didn’t think it would be this soon.”
@’The Addams Family’.
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“You’re on fire, dear.”
@Morticia Addams
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“Braden! How the hell are ya?!” said the guy with the teeth, grabbing Braden’s hand and pumping it up and down almost frantically. He looked like a demented Ken doll. “You’re looking quite dashing tonight, Braden,” said the cold-looking woman in an even colder voice. “Isn’t he, Felicity?” she asked the sullen young woman. I had never seen a more inappropriately named person in my life. She would have made Wednesday Addams look like Doris Day.”
@N.M. Silber
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“Ah… It seems I’ve offended two people at once. How fortuitous.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“My condolences.”
@Cyrus Strange
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“Living under this roof is all the torment you’ll need. Besides, our parents have made it clear that the only way to be accepted in this family is to be exactly like them. I can’t play by those rules anymore.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“Alas, I can’t share any of that. It’s a family secret.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“[Ad-libbing during a Thanksgiving Day play at camp.] “You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations. Your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides. You will play golf and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation. Your people will have stick shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, “Do not trust the Pilgrims. Especially Sarah Miller.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Aggressive people who use loud noises and fast rides to distract themselves from their childhood trauma. Just what we need.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Every single one of you is special.”
@Announcer at the Science Fair
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“There must be something. We never go anywhere. Who knows the untold horrors we’re missing out on.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“[driving to Camp Chippewa and responding to Pugsley asking what Chippewa means] “It means orphan.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“But how can you be a winner if there is no loser?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I love it when your murderous maternal instincts kick in.”
@Gomez Addams
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Morticia Addams Quotes
“Parker: You don’t have a cellphone? That is so weird. Wednesday Addams: I may not have a… cell-phone, but you don’t have a crossbow, and I thought everybody did.”
@’The Addams Family’.
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“That’s right. This year, we are embracing a new philosophy: just trying makes you a winner!”
@Cyrus Strange
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“[continuing a ghost story] “And so, the next night, the ghost returned to the haunted cabin. And he said to the campers, ‘None of you really believe in me, so I’ll have to prove my power.’ And the next morning, when the campers woke up, all of their old noses had grown back.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Let us conquer the golden west or die trying.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“And the winner is “everyone who participated.”
@Cyrus Strange
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“Remember, Bethany. I’m not locked here with you, you’re locked in here with me.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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[In response to, “Is that your swimsuit?”] “Is that your overbite?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Do you ever wish you could take their undesirable qualities and eliminate them forever? It can be done.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Not so fast. I have further research to do to verify your claim.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Ah… Now I understand. It’s a children’s prison.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“She’s talking about us!”
@Gomez Addams
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“You sent us to camp. They made us sing.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“No more personal electronic devices on this trip!”
@Gomez Addams
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“Have you ever found yourself discontented by those close to you? Are you irked by their ability to heed simple requests, such as “Please don’t come to my science fair?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“How I wish something would lighten up this already tedious day.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“[Joel: But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?] “I’d pity him.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“It’s not so bad my dear, at least they pit the children against each other in a competition that will inevitably scar the losers forever.”
@Gomez Addams
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“Amazon Prime is not a toy.”
@Gomez Addams
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“Parker: My mom must’ve built hidden cameras into everybody’s homes.Wednesday Addams: I believe the word is psychotic.”
@’The Addams Family’.
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“I can’t believe parents let their children go out like this. They’re all so clean…shiny.”
@Morticia Addams
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Humor Quote for Wednesday
“[Morticia says that Wednesday is at the special age where she only has one thing on her mind. Ellen responds with, “Boys?”] Homicide.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Children are like socks in the laundry. They need to be lost before they can be found.”
@Morticia Addams
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“It’s push, not pull.”
@Gomez Addams
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“What’s so great about being yourself, when you can be like everyone else?”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“You might find a nice girl to be miserable with.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“That girl is a lot.”
@Science Fair Kid
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“You’re far too clever for us to pull the wool over your eyes.”
@Gomez Addams
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“This day is becoming most wonderfully disruptive…”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“[Explaining where babies come from.] They had sex.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“You have traumatized me beyond any recognition.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Pugsley Addams: We’re not shy. Wednesday Addams: We’re contagious.”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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“[After Wednesday catches the bride’s bouquet.] “It’s not binding.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“The only girls I see here are perfectly normal.”
@Man with Yellow Suit
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“I don’t want to be in the pageant.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘Addams Family Values’.
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“This is the worst thing that has ever happened in the history of human events. Uncle Fester’s getting married.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“These are the perfect disguises. It’s like we’re invisible.”
@Gomez Addams
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“Joel: I’ll never forget you. Wednesday Addams: You won’t? Joel: You’re too weird.”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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“[In response to, “are they dead?”] “Does it matter?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“They’re more afraid of you than you are of them.“
@Morticia Addams
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“You severely underestimate my apathy.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘Addams Family Values’.
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Addams Family Values Quotes
“Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I know. Just give me the trophy already.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Wednesday Addams: Pass the salt. Morticia Addams: And what do we say? Wednesday Addams: NOW!”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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“You severely underestimate my apathy.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I can read minds.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Morticia Addams: Children, this is Miss Jellinsky, our new nanny. What do we say? Wednesday Addams: Be afraid. Be very afraid.”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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“I hate everything.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Father, this will not end well for you.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Joel: But what if you met the right man, who worshipped and adored you? Who’d do anything for you? Who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do? Wednesday Addams: I’d pity him!”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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[In response to, “How do I look?”] “Disturbing.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Look at yalls’ costumes!”
@Lady at Hotel
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“Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘Addams Family Values’.
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“Do you believe in evil?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Let’s take a moment to pay our respect. Okay, enough respect.”
@Gomez Addams
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“Amanda: Gary, she’s changing the words. Wednesday Addams: And for all these reasons I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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“Everyone knows it when you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“He wants what we have. Well, he won’t get it.”
@Gomez Addams
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“When you have a new baby, one of the other children has to die.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘Addams Family Values’.
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“Come, sorrow; we welcome thee. Let us join in grief, rejoice in despair, and honor the fortunate dead.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Oh… so that’s what changed. You owned who you were. That’s the problem. I don’t know who I am.”
@Wednesday Addams
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Addams Family Gomez Quotes
“Morticia Addams: Wednesday’s at that very special age when a girl has only one thing on her mind. Ellen: Boys? Wednesday Addams: Homicide.”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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“How all occasions do inform against me And spur my dull revenge. Oh, from this time forth, my thoughts be bloody or nothing worth. If I must strike you dead, I will.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Did it ever bother you that you are so different from the rest of the family?”
@Cyrus Strange
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“Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room in exchange for your immortal soul.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘Addams Family Values’.
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“Are they [the cookies] made from real Girl Scouts?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“He’s family… he more the merrier.“
@Wednesday Addams
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“Wednesday Addams: If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught. Joel Glicker: How? Wednesday Addams: I’d scare him to death.”
@’Addams Family Values’.
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“If I wanted to kill my husband, I’d do it, and I wouldn’t get caught.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I’m not a freak, I’m a force of nature.“
@Wednesday Addams
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“Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone wall first?”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘Addams Family Values’.
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“This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Grown-up with the delusion that I am one person, when in fact, I’m someone completely different. Now, this is the origin story an innovation like me deserves. It would make a fascinating chapter in my memoir. Can you imagine?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“We don’t hug.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘Addams Family Values’.
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“Pugsley, the baby weighs ten pounds, the cannonball weighs twenty pounds. Which will hit the stone first?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Hard to believe women don’t want to talk to you.“
@Wednesday Addams
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“Girl Scout: I’ll buy a cup if you buy a box of my delicious Girl Scout cookies. Wednesday Addams: Are they made from real Girl Scouts?”
@’The Addams Family’.
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“Nice knife! Can I play autopsy with it?”
@Wednesday Addams
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“She said she wanted to be alone. How long does that take?
@Gomez Addams
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“It is called, Is There a God?”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“Hurrah! Justice is served. Bring forward the evil one.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Don’t worry, she’s on a vegan diet. She only eats vegans.”
@Grandmama Addams
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“It is getting dark in this little heart of mine.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“[holding up devil puppet] “Hello Polly, I’ll clean my room. In exchange for your immortal soul.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“If you’re afraid to ask my permission to take a new lover, just know you have it.”
@Uncle Fester
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“Wednesday Addams: It has to warm up. Pugsley Addams: Why? Wednesday Addams: So it can kill you.”
@’The Addams Family’.
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“Oh, villain, villain; smiling damn villain.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“He’ll enjoy the surprise.”
@Wednesday
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“Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“So, I’ll have to prove my power.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“A last-minute trip makes memories, giving hugs, it’s torture and not the fun kind.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Pugsley Addams: Are they dead? Wednesday Addams: Does it matter?”
@’The Addams Family’.
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“I’m not perky.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“What’s going on? Father, his erratic behavior.“
@Wednesday Addams
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“I’m going to electrocute him.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“We both survived – another thing we have in common.”
@Gomez Addams
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“We don’t hug.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I don’t believe in exercise.“
@Wednesday Addams
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“Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“Well, I have to admit. I admire the man’s tenacity.“
@Gomez Addams
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“Nobody gets out of the Bermuda Triangle, not even for a vacation. Everyone knows that.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I skinned my knee falling for you.”
@Pugsley Addams
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“How all occasions do inform against me And spur my dull revenge. O, from this time forth, my thoughts are bloody or nothing worth it. If I must strike you dead, I will.”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“Don’t be a baby. I know what I’m doing. [She levels a crossbow.]”
@Wednesday Addams
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“I hear it’s a barrel of fun!”
@Gomez Addams
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“I knew it! You are a fake!”
@Wednesday Addams, ‘The Addams Family’.
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“You know how I feel about hugs, father.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Your work is puerile and under-dramatized. You lack any sense of structure, character, and the Aristotelian unities.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“The little black dress is a classic, mother.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Margaret: What are you, darling? Where’s your costume? Wednesday Addams: This is my costume. I’m a homicidal maniac. They look just like everybody else.”
@’The Addams Family’.
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“I know you really wanted to see where girls your age were burned at the stake.”
@Morticia Addams
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“I don’t want to be in the pageant.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Are you feeling alright? You’re not your creepy self.”
@Gomez Addams
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“Woe to the Republic.”
@Wednesday Addams
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“Don’t be mad, brother. Niagara Falls is a great wonder of the world and kills the most tourists, with its powerful, seductive water.”
@Wednesday Addams
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